the smiles you fake, the steps you take.
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jadorechanel2014:

lexymacdoll:

And all the sex

^^^^^^^

jadorechanel2014:

lexymacdoll:

And all the sex

^^^^^^^

the-murderous-bettie-rage:

I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MY ENTIRE LIFE.

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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"How do you regret one of the best nights of your entire life? You don’t. You remember every word, every look. Even when it hurts, you still remember."
Jenny Han, It’s Not Summer Without You (via quoted-books)

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tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

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believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

roboclaws:

HEY I JUST MET YOU

AND THIS IS CRAZY

BUT HERE’S MY NUMBER

SO COME TAKE DOWN AN INTERNATIONAL NEONAZI TERRORIST ORGANISATION WITH ME

MAYBE?

image

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Anonymous said: Blowjob? or handjob?

abomasnow:

full time job with health care benefits

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me as a parent

unkhs:

I used to be like “I wonder what would happen if I set this thing on fire” and since then I’ve learned that more often than not the answer is “it’ll be on fire”

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