the smiles you fake, the steps you take.
©
"aw that sucks :("
me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

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melata:

spenceromg:

vuoen:

vaxpur:

antiquitie:

swinq:

yooo this looks dope on your blog

it really does

ugh

preach it tegs this is the sexiest thing I’ve seen in ages

mmmm

niggah

melata:

spenceromg:

vuoen:

vaxpur:

antiquitie:

swinq:

yooo this looks dope on your blog

it really does

ugh

preach it tegs this is the sexiest thing I’ve seen in ages

mmmm

niggah

gradientlair:

Retta on Conan in 2012 with literally the best joke ever and she really was not here for the stereotyping and profiling while driving. #neverforget

jaclcfrost:

some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why

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talkmagically:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I’m already an adult and I have no money.

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invadersonicmx:

zip-a-de-do-da:

Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.

The best crossover show ever. EVER.

"If someone can be kicked out of school for copying a paper, a person should be kicked out of school for raping another human being."
Wagatwe Wanjuki, UVM Dismantling Rape Culture Conference 2014 (via byebyethinspo)

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kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

kinggjayysshit:

heropirate:

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.

Thanks bob

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lustyscripps:

ruinedchildhood:

too-gay-for-this:

He has Monsters inc. on his shirt.

She has Nemo on her dress.

Violet has murder in her eyes. 

lexiwestiiee:

gayreyna:

my question is if men are unable to control themselves in the presence of women why the hell are they allowed to control entire nations

*mic drop*

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lifewasted:

templeofthebabes:

project-alexithymia:

skinnyliesandbloodylines:

serrabloodsong:

empresspinto:

reactional:

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

some girls change their bras daily?

How often are you supposed to change them? O_o

Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?

Wait some people only own one bra?

Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?

whats a bra

where am i

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darkly-stark:

apolloadama:

#you know it’s entirely possible that she would still be alive just very very old #i have a headcanon that at some point steve gets fury to look her up and finds out she’s in an old folks home and she’s lonely #she did get married after the war and had kids and grandkids but they don’t really take care of her or stay in touch with her#and in her old age she’s gone back to thinking about him and the war and the romance that never had a chance to happen #and then one day a nice young man in a suit named phil comes and talks to her #and very gently breaks it to her and explains everything and says steve would like to visit #and although she’s completely shocked she manages to say yes #so steve comes over and he brings flowers and chocolate and some old glenn miller records #and after the tears and the talking they finally have their ‘date’

Steve helps hold her up, and they finally have that Dance. it’s Steve’s first. It’s Peggy’s last.

misjudging:

are you ever unable to listen to a certain song or artist because there’s a lot of memories attached to it and if you do all the memories will come back and you’ll be really sad

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