the smiles you fake, the steps you take.
©

gnarly:

Do you ever just hate someone bc they remind you of yourself

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gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

gymleaderkarkat:

What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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glennxh:

beben-eleben:

This Illustrator Turns the World Around Him into Real-Life Cartoons

I think this is one of my favourite photo sets on this site

"I used to think you took my breath away then I realized I was just being suffocated by your bullshit."

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fleurdelisee:

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.

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eatingisfab:

do you even realize that your parents are getting older too?

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baelor:

i saw this

image

so i made this

image

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit

princesssodapopper:

god fucking damnit

tardis221b:

DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP BUT AT THE SAME TIME YOU’RE SCARED OF BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP

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samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates

samkind:

here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates