the smiles you fake, the steps you take.
©
"We all love someone way too fucking much."

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"You’ve got an awfully kissable mouth."
F. Scott Fitzgerald, Bernice Bobs Her Hair - via fitzgeraldquotes (via perfect)

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request (x)

"College kids literally don’t care about walking in the way of cars at school because we’re like “hit me i don’t care pay my tuition.”"

"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"

"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"

"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"

"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."

"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"

(via infelicific)

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iwishihadafather:

that’s it. that’s the whole show

verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

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kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

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moonemojii:

when kids stare at you for a long time
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mattyofshadow:

deluxesherlock:

bacon-lettuce-and-timmyturner:

fineas-and-pherb:

Best backstory. (x)

You know…for a second there…his head shape led me to believe he could be Phineas’s father.

whA T

NO BUT THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY PHINEAS IS SO INVENTIVE OH MY GOD

snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

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OH MY GOD

OH MY GOD

jakcfrost:

maytheodds:

Sams impression of a crab

jena’s face omg

cant stop laughing

yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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